Yes, We Have No Bananas

Yes, We Have No Bananas

The other morning while everyone here at Chez Wyatt was in the kitchen getting ready for their day, my husband said, "Honey, was the grocery store out of bananas?" My daughter was walking through the kitchen for another cup of coffee and said, "Wow Dad, way to be passive-aggressive." I laughed and simply said, "Sorry babe. You mean the bananas that magically appear even when they aren't on the grocery list?" (joining in the passive-aggressive fun.)   We all got a big laugh, but let's take a deeper dive.

Two Pots of Tea and Hands-Free

Two Pots of Tea and Hands-Free

After a challenging week of midterms my daughter, Elizabeth(16) and I celebrated with lunch at our favorite restaurant, Din Tai Fung. As we were being seated, we noticed a mother and daughter sitting near us. The daughter looked to be eight years old. Both the mother and daughter were looking down at their smartphones. Elizabeth was disturbed by this as she was facing in the direction of that view. After I poured our cups of Oolong tea, she said, "Mom, say something, anything to distract me from noticing them." I was happy to break the delicious silence of the spell the steamy tea had cast.

Apples, Trees and the Wisdom of Seeds

Apples, Trees and the Wisdom of Seeds

Out of the blue, my daughter said she wanted to buy some seeds, plant them and nurture them in her bedroom window. Actually, she first spouted research about certain houseplants and how they make the air quality better. How I love my Geek, who spends her spare time exploring random stuff that interests her. It is a constant source of fascinating information and always entertaining.

My first response was that we could buy some plants. But Elizabeth insisted on having the experience of growing them from seeds. 

I Stand with Miss America

I Stand with Miss America

In light of the email scandal that exposed more of the underbelly of our society, this excerpt from the conclusion of my book Deconstructing Miss America: Raising a Confident, Courageous and Compassionate Daughter, (No Crown Required), coming out in the spring of 2018, sends chills down my spine:

Mean Girls, Mary Poppins and Me

Mean Girls, Mary Poppins and Me

Of the many times in my life I have been bullied by mean girls, the mean mom from my daughter’s elementary school is a stand out.  She was happy to say to my face one day, “We all have a nickname for you.  We call you Heather.”  I was clueless about the reference until I googled it and found the movie The Heathers, the cult classic featuring the hated trio of blonde girls of the same name.

The Girl Next Door

The Girl Next Door

I was at a party with my husband meeting new people. A man I was chatting with asked me about my book.  When I told him the title “Deconstructing Miss America” and that it referred to my journey he said, “I like the Miss U.S.A. pageant.”  Baffled at the statement I asked him why.